Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Friday, April 10

Updatage!!!

Well, i think i have been blowing u off & idk why. Maybe its bcuz i dont like u anymore...jk jk. but we havent had the internet in a really long time. I am still going out with kyle. April 5th was our 3rd month anniversary. he remembered.. how odd. BUT for u old ppl it probably doest seem like that long- to me it does, so keep your thought to yourselves!! ha ha lol. i found some pics that i thought would pretty much sum up the time since ive talked to u last....




Being so tired that u cant listen in class...


So u have to stay up late studying what u were supposed to learn in class.



The next morning, u r even more tired. u cant see straight & u accidently dress like an idiot




Then at school, u r the small one in the crowd & u get made fun of...



So u tell them to kiss your butt. And the best part of it all..


Is having a close buddy to get in trouble with.


A buddy who is nice & sweet..


Kind of moody...
Someone who u would comfort when scared..


And sometimes even feed.


& if u wanna make fun of me for it.. u can kiss this!

Friday, July 25

reasons...

I haven't been updating because:

  1. My sisters have been on the computer so much
  2. I've been uptairs doing Girl things with Taylor
  3. Taylor and I have been swimming, then straightning our hair, then swimming again, so we'd have to straigten again.
  4. I've been at mom's every other week.
  5. When I'm at my Dad's we uually have been going places like up North to the Resort.
  6. I need to be running for cross-country again (I'm getting my note Aug. 18)
  7. I've been too busy having fun as a kid instead of in front of the comp. all day

And also, my Aunt Noelle came over today and I beat her in EVERYTHING on the Wii. She got so mad, it wuz so halairious!!!!

There's a new poll to your left, seriously, no one takes thoe anymore! <:)

Thursday, June 26

Pranks...........:)

Tonite is one of the most fun-filled nites I've ever had!!! Taylor and I are wide-eyed at 2:10, and the girls have been asleep for awhile now. I'm pumped! We have a whole filled can of mom's old shaving cream, and a feather. We picked Kenna as our first victim. we put TONS of shaving cream on her nose, and when she came to wipe it off in her sleep, she took her WHOLE ARM and dragged it across her face, pushing the cream onto her face, and into her hair!!! :) She woke up to find that she took a bath in shaving cream. Taylor and I tried to take cover, but we were giggling, no we were bursting out in loud laughs, so she kinda knew it was us..... so we moved onto Lizzie.




Now Liz, Liz reacted in a different way. We put a little nice-sized plumpy glob on her nose. We feathered her, and all she did was twitch, so that called for drastic measures! We put more on her nose, AND cheek! Then we tickled her like it was a real bug and started from her belly- button to her nose, and lingered around a bit, she smeared it and spread it in her eye!!!! We wanted to get it out just in case, so we took the part of the feather that comes out of the butt, and cleaned around her eye. She woke up also, so we waited about 15 minutes, and they were sound asleep. then again, the sabotage began.



The second round began, and we were sure to win. What else could we do? We scrambled to the fridge. Taylor pulled out a snack, and I pulled out Lime Juice!!!! I also collected a couple of
Q-Tips from the bathroom. I saturated the Q-Tips with the sour juice and stuck it carefully into Kenna's mouth. I rubbed it against her lip, and her eyebrow plunged straight down like the gravity level was increased by a million!!! Her lips began to take shape of a pucker!!! We won!!! Now, it was Lizzie's turn....



I snuck around the corner to get a new Q-Tip filled. I slipped back to Liz, and cautiously pried it across the inside of her mouth. So far so good! then I practically ran to the bathroom where Taylor was (not going to mention what she was doing). I quickly peeked at Liz, and she was drooling! Score two for the big sisters!!! Now it was time for round three, not to mention it's 2:45 a.m.!!!!!!



Well, you'll never guess what we did this time. It took so long, that now, it's 3:13! We went through all of the make-up that mom had, and we came up to find the Halloween make-up. We took something that said "Cream Make-up" and it was totally white. It was thick and creamy, so for Kenna, I put 2 dots on the forehead like eyes, one dot on the nose for a nose, and on the chin, I got through half of the smile when in a dreary tired voice she said,"Guys, stop!" I was ticked. So we moved on to Liz again. She was deep into a royal sleep, prolly having a dream about fairy princesses and Queens and Barbies and baby crap like that. Thus, she was easy tho draw on..:). Taylor put an "L" on her forehead, and two dots on her eyelids as eyes. I took over her tummy. I colored in her nipples white, and put "I love Simon" on there. Except I put a heart instead of "love". Then we took face pads and covered them with it. We wipped their faces white but they seemed to take it off anyways... grrrrr. We have lots more pranks in mind, and the next one will be VERY fun!!! :) :) :) :)



Taylor put a bung load of lipstick on Lizzy's face first of all, and second, this prank includes tape... :) I put two pieces of tape on Kenna's eyebrows. Our tomfoolery the n ended when I was about to rip them off, she rolled over....darn her :( She woke up and took them off herself. Then, for Liz, we put the strips on her oh, so hairy arms, and ripped them off. She twitched and moved her arm. Then the death of our pranks had happened. I decided to get the biggest blob of shaving cream as I possibly could, and Taylor and I started counting, 1...2...3! FLING! I had snapped my wrist and the shaving cream had landed all over Kenna, she sat up, and started crying!!!! Well, not really crying, but kinda whine sob thing, ya know? anyway, she paced into the bathroom slowly looked n the mirror, and groaned. Taylor and I were by the door laughing our heads off! She wiped her face off and changed her clothes. Liz woke up then, too! That's when our tricks ended. Well, that's what they thought, anyway...:) We still have a trick up our sleeve that is the real grand finale! It'll blow your mind that we're even doing this!!!!



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OK, I'm only doing this to Liz, but since it's 4:21, I'm going to put ICE CUBES in her underwear to make her think that she peed!!!!!! H aha Ahahhahaah HA ha HA HAhahahh!!!!!!!OK, I'm back. It's 2"25. The first one I out in she smiled at, sick-o!!!! The second one, she didn't mind, but their ICE CUBES fer crying out loud!!! Don't you thin she would react? oh well. I'm restless, and wide-eyed. I'm gonna try to pull an all nighter. :) see ya later!!!!

Monday, June 23

The Baltic BoyZ

Yes, the Baltic BoyZ, a country gang that was dressed in ALL black, visited us today. I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't heaer of them, because until they came, I didn't know either!!! Someone stole my shoes, and the only girl in the crew was following Taylor through the strip of trees in our yard. For Kenna and Lizzie, The were just too freakedut to breathe, so they were running and screaming EVERYWHERE! Liz was falling behind, so we kept her going. Sarah was inside, and dad was at work. I for once felt like i was in GR!!!!! While in the COUNTRY!!!! That's CRAZZZZY! Makenna and Liz are going to have nightmares, and in the shadow, behind the fear, Taylor and I will be chuckling Evilly because Taylor and I are the Baltic BoyZ, and the poor victims still think they're REAL!!! Can't wait til thay come again !!!!! *Mua ha ha ha ha!!*

Sunday, May 18

6th Grade Camp

OK, now you can get the details. 6th Grade Camp was SO amazing! I took pictures, but we can't figure out how to get them on the computer because they were taken from a disposable camera. We tried scanning, but that didn't work. Therefore, I'll just tell you with very descriptive words, what it was about and stuff. Any questions afterwards, just put them in with your comments, and I'll answer them in a post.

I got up to the voice of dad in the morning, and I was SO tired because I was so excited about camp the night before, that I didn't go to sleep very well. I just said to myself,"Camp is today, camp is today!" and I got up immediately. I threw on my lucky jeans, and my camp shirt, headed downstairs, put my hair up in a messy bun, had a bagel with cream-cheese, and I was ready to go! Sarah had just gotten home from work because she works night shifts at the St.Louis prison, so we were all (Taylor Makenna and I) outside and rushed to the car. I had taken all of my luggage to school the day before, so I didn't have to worry about that. We got to school and I zoomed inside the classroom.

Usually, when I get inside the classroom, there is about on average 3 people absent, but that day, everyone was there- figures. I took my chair down, and took out the things that i was going to bring on the 3 1/2 (three and a half) hour bus ride up to camp at Traverse City on Torch Lake.

Then, Mr. Sova made everyone shut-up really quickly, and told everyone to get ready to go, and told us that guys ride on one bus, and the girls on the other. The whole class groaned :-) . Every lined up, got outside, and loaded the buses.

I sat with Vanessa on the way there, and I listened to my MP3 player that I bought 2 days before so I could take it with me and listen to music on the way there. I also had silent conversations with her. Meaning: You write down what you would say on a piece of paper like,"how's it going?" or,"what did you think of that Science test?" Then the other person would reply, and you start a conversation on paper. After about an hour and a half on the bus, we came to a rest stop where we could stretch, go to the bathroom, walk around, talk, and then get snacks. We loaded the buses again, and I sat with Vanessa again. When finally we got there, I could tell because through my music I could hear screaming and talking about camp and a big loud,"WE'RE THERE!" from the front of the bus. I put away my music, stood up, looked out the window, raced to the front of the bus, stepped outside, and stood before the most beautiful sight I've ever seen in my entire life; 6th Grade Camp.

We arrived around 11:30, and the first thing we had to do, was unload the luggage bus... :( . After we moved in, we got and introduction to camp, and I realized that 2/5 of the camp counselors were English, 2/5 were Austrailian, and 1/5 were actually from America! So I got to put up with cool accents all through camp. There was one counselor, I can't remember her name, but she would say go, "goi." No, "noi." Glacier," glaseere." And for something like, do what you want, "whatever tickles your fancy." How wierd is that! I took a picture of her because I want to remember her for the rest of my life. Then, at around 11:45, the cookies went in the mess hall. Cookies are people who set the table and make sure that everything is set and ready to go for eating. Then at 12:00 there was lunch.... :-> .

Lunch at camp is WAY different than lunch at school. It's actually cooked not ordered and heated up! So it was actually good! We were with the boys at all times except when we went to sleep, then they were in their cabin about a quarter of a mile away. After lunch, my activity group and I went to our first activity of camp, skills. This is where you and your group (of about6, 7 or 8) needed to make shelter, and a fire, and get water. This was difficult because we were in the middle of the woods. Appliances that we already had were: 4 strings, a tarp, a metal pot, and soggy matches. (Like that really worked!) We didn't pass. Then we did lows, I can't even remember what in the heck those are!

Next was snack. After snack was the (drum roll)high ropes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let me tell ya!I LOVED those! My FAVE!!!! I discovered that I'm not afraid or heights! You hook yourself up into a full body harness, and there's all these obstacles up in the air that you got to do. I did EVERYTHING that was possible to do on that thing. I loved it! Then, there was 15 mins. of free time. Next, cookies went in again, then dinner! It was 6:00. After dinner, My group and 4 other groups played Hootie, which is like Capture the Flag. Then, from 8:15 to 9:00, was a campfire with embarrassing and stupid, sometimes so silly that you die laughing, campfire songs!!!! *sigh* Yea. Those were the days.

You did NOT want to be in my cabin at night! OMG! That's I guess when the girls start coming out! Everyone was messing around, dancing in their 'jammies, singing, talking, I LOVED it!!!! I was always the one who was screwing around and dancing. People would look at me like I was a freak, but I kept doing it. Then, one time, Audrianna danced with me, and everyone then kinda just got out their IPods and MP3's and listened to music, then at 9:45 when lights were supposed to go out, the giggling came on! Ashley wouldn't shut up! She put her music on Cyclone and turned it all the way up! Everyone was laughing! Then Mrs. Sopel came in and told us to go to sleep. We didn't we kept doing it, but we just kept it down a little.

We were supposed to wake up at 7:30, but everyone was already awake by 6:00! We were so excited to have our first morning at camp. Bottom bunkers (me) took a shower in the morning, and top bunkers (Audri) would take a shower at night. Cookies went out for breakfast, then we ate. Afterwards, I did the zip line. That thing was AMAZINGLY FUN but SCARY!!!!! You were up in a 45 foot tall tower, and you had to jump, and the zip line then caught you and it was all of a sudden a ride for fun! It was REALLY cool. Then there was the pamper pole, which was a straight wooden pole that got smaller and smaller as it went up, with pegs knocked into it. Your team holds the ropes your harness is hooked to, and you climb up a 40 foot pole, and jump off the top to try to touch a buoy, and you hand and descend. Isn't it weird that I like all of the high things?!?!?

11:30 was free time. Cookies, then lunch. The tower, was where we put on a harness, and climb up a 45 foot tall rock climbing wall! I made it all the way to the top. Then, we did archery. I got double dessert, because I got a double bulls eye...... on accident!!!!! Next was snack, then orientation. I hated that. You needed to use a compass and find your way around the A Field, UGH! Not cool! Then, was geology, which WAS cool. You needed to find stoned with fossils, and after you did, you could skip stones! WEE!! I found 3 really cool ones, and I skipped a stone once that skipped 8 times! That's like, my all time record!

Free time, cookies, and dinner went by and it was 6:00. Then, my group and 4 other ones played Chaos, which is like kickball, except with only 2 bases. then we hiked to the meadow to roast marshmallows!! YUM!

During the fire dieing so we have good ashed to roast, we played Zap, and Human Chain. It was awesome!!! I didn't win in either though... OH WELL!!!! I had fun, that's all that matters. Then, after I had my smore, I went over by the hill, where there's a drop-off, and there's Torch Lake! I was looking across the lake to the other side, and it looks almost as if there's mountains on the other side that are misted away in the fog so that you can just barley see the peaks of the "mountains." It was B..E...A..UTIFUL!!!!! I couldn't even believe that I was the one there looking at it! The sun was just setting over the horizon too, so if you looked at the lake, there were little sparkles of colored light prancing across the top of the smooth water. Then Derian came over and sat with me... that kinda ruined it, but on the other hand it made it kinda good because of the company and that I could talk to someone about how great it looked..... NOT because he's a boy, you guys! That doesn't kick in 'till about next year, or maybe the end of this year. :)

Then showers, bed, lights out, and then the giggling and talking starts again! Before I knew it, It was Friday already! The day we left! I woke up, and I decided to make the best of this day, but so far, It was the most hectic. I needed to pack up everything, wait in line for 15-20 minutes to take a 5 minute shower, and... I WAS COOKIE!!!! that meant tat I needed to be ready about 15 minutes earlier than everyone else so that I could set all of the tables.... I WAS BUSY!!!!!! So much for making the best of it! I was rushing around, and getting mad at every little thing that kept me from going fast and getting ready. But then, at breakfast, things started to turn around. FRENCH TOAST!!!! YUMMY!!!

Michigan Country was the next game that we played from 9:15-11:00. It's where you can choose who your family of 4 is, and their family job. My family was Melissa, Ashley, Audrianna, and ME!!! We were trappers. If you found copper,(which we found a lot of) you could trade with prospectors (miners). Copper for furs and skins. It was actually fun! You had to pretend that you were in the olden days which was kinda cool!

Cookies were called in,and we ate our last meal at camp. That didn't lighten my day, but, I was pretty exhausted. You don't believe me? You try it! HA! I'd like to see ya TRY!

At 12:15, we loaded the buses, and departed . :( The bus ride home, I sat with Audi. It was just like thye bus ride home. WE got to school at 4:15. One hour EXACTLY after school gets out! I got oput my MP3 player, and as soon as I finished with about a song and a half, I saw Sarah there in her car. I rushed to her. I really didn't realize that I was missing her that much 'till I saw her 'cause I was having so much fun!! She asked how camp was, so I told her.

Wednesday, April 16

Dude.... You HAVE to Read This!

• *Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?' Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.' The child thought about this for a moment then said, 'So why is the groom wearing black?'

*A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!' While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again! As she ran she once again began to pray 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But please don't shove me either!'

*Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.' The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, and they give him $100.' The third boy says, 'I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!'

*An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, 'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.'

*A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.'

*A Sunday school teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied, 'They couldn't get a baby-sitter.'

*A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'Honor thy father and thy mother,' she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?' Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'

*At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he was ill, and she said, 'Johnny, what is the matter?' Little Johnny responded, 'I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife.'

*Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, 'What do you think about all this Satan stuff?' The other boy replied, 'Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad.'

You don't stop laughing because you grow old.
You grow old because you stop laughing!

I didn't write this, but Audrianna sent it to me by e-mail. Isn't that cool?