Nothing can compare...

Its jess again. I'm here in Florida on vacation. Nothing can compare to the beauty of the ocean. It is soo beautiful that it makes me want to stay here forever, but i do miss everyone back at home in MI. Nothing can compare to the beuaty of florida, EXCEPT for the love i have waiting for me up in Michigan. Some part of me just wants to be back where its a little colder, a little cheaper, and a little less pretty, just to be with my family friends & boyfriend. O yeah, i didnt tell you, daddy is letting me have a boyfriend. He just wanted to get the point across where i can live without a boyfriend. Now i am happy. My friend told the boy no, and now he respects her for it. He wasnt all that great anyway. and i am officially terrified beyond belief of crabs. Two days ago.. there was an incdent where we were on our way back to the condo and i saw something move by my feet. There is a natural reaction to scream when u see something big like that move & it touches your feet. Anyway.. then i saw what it was. It was a crab. I kicked sand at it and it flipping chased me!!! i was booking it all the way up to the deck. Good thing i can run fast.. then the next day, we found a totally preserved dead crab. i was ickicng it up by a couple of large shells and put it back in the ocean... eeewwww.... then yesterday, the tide was up so i was curious what the ocean looked like. i went to see it with taylor, and i saw a mini crab. it was dead. well i thought it was anyway. i was like," aww its so cute!" i touched it and it didnt move. i said," Taylor come here and look at this!!" she came and i touched it again, but a little harder. This time, when our faces were right down next to it admiring its little body, it jumped up, and we screamed like the little prissy girlies we are, and started running for our lives... when we got to the deck, i muttered sadly, "Taylor, we forgot our shoes.. =( " so we had to go back o the big beach, afraid of the crab coming to eat us even though it was smaller than the palm of my hand... how pathetic. here are some pics... enjoy! (I'm in the brown swimmimg suit)

Nothing can compare...

Pranks...........:)

Tonite is one of the most fun-filled nites I've ever had!!! Taylor and I are wide-eyed at 2:10, and the girls have been asleep for awhile now. I'm pumped! We have a whole filled can of mom's old shaving cream, and a feather. We picked Kenna as our first victim. we put TONS of shaving cream on her nose, and when she came to wipe it off in her sleep, she took her WHOLE ARM and dragged it across her face, pushing the cream onto her face, and into her hair!!! :) She woke up to find that she took a bath in shaving cream. Taylor and I tried to take cover, but we were giggling, no we were bursting out in loud laughs, so she kinda knew it was us..... so we moved onto Lizzie.




Now Liz, Liz reacted in a different way. We put a little nice-sized plumpy glob on her nose. We feathered her, and all she did was twitch, so that called for drastic measures! We put more on her nose, AND cheek! Then we tickled her like it was a real bug and started from her belly- button to her nose, and lingered around a bit, she smeared it and spread it in her eye!!!! We wanted to get it out just in case, so we took the part of the feather that comes out of the butt, and cleaned around her eye. She woke up also, so we waited about 15 minutes, and they were sound asleep. then again, the sabotage began.



The second round began, and we were sure to win. What else could we do? We scrambled to the fridge. Taylor pulled out a snack, and I pulled out Lime Juice!!!! I also collected a couple of
Q-Tips from the bathroom. I saturated the Q-Tips with the sour juice and stuck it carefully into Kenna's mouth. I rubbed it against her lip, and her eyebrow plunged straight down like the gravity level was increased by a million!!! Her lips began to take shape of a pucker!!! We won!!! Now, it was Lizzie's turn....



I snuck around the corner to get a new Q-Tip filled. I slipped back to Liz, and cautiously pried it across the inside of her mouth. So far so good! then I practically ran to the bathroom where Taylor was (not going to mention what she was doing). I quickly peeked at Liz, and she was drooling! Score two for the big sisters!!! Now it was time for round three, not to mention it's 2:45 a.m.!!!!!!



Well, you'll never guess what we did this time. It took so long, that now, it's 3:13! We went through all of the make-up that mom had, and we came up to find the Halloween make-up. We took something that said "Cream Make-up" and it was totally white. It was thick and creamy, so for Kenna, I put 2 dots on the forehead like eyes, one dot on the nose for a nose, and on the chin, I got through half of the smile when in a dreary tired voice she said,"Guys, stop!" I was ticked. So we moved on to Liz again. She was deep into a royal sleep, prolly having a dream about fairy princesses and Queens and Barbies and baby crap like that. Thus, she was easy tho draw on..:). Taylor put an "L" on her forehead, and two dots on her eyelids as eyes. I took over her tummy. I colored in her nipples white, and put "I love Simon" on there. Except I put a heart instead of "love". Then we took face pads and covered them with it. We wipped their faces white but they seemed to take it off anyways... grrrrr. We have lots more pranks in mind, and the next one will be VERY fun!!! :) :) :) :)



Taylor put a bung load of lipstick on Lizzy's face first of all, and second, this prank includes tape... :) I put two pieces of tape on Kenna's eyebrows. Our tomfoolery the n ended when I was about to rip them off, she rolled over....darn her :( She woke up and took them off herself. Then, for Liz, we put the strips on her oh, so hairy arms, and ripped them off. She twitched and moved her arm. Then the death of our pranks had happened. I decided to get the biggest blob of shaving cream as I possibly could, and Taylor and I started counting, 1...2...3! FLING! I had snapped my wrist and the shaving cream had landed all over Kenna, she sat up, and started crying!!!! Well, not really crying, but kinda whine sob thing, ya know? anyway, she paced into the bathroom slowly looked n the mirror, and groaned. Taylor and I were by the door laughing our heads off! She wiped her face off and changed her clothes. Liz woke up then, too! That's when our tricks ended. Well, that's what they thought, anyway...:) We still have a trick up our sleeve that is the real grand finale! It'll blow your mind that we're even doing this!!!!



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OK, I'm only doing this to Liz, but since it's 4:21, I'm going to put ICE CUBES in her underwear to make her think that she peed!!!!!! H aha Ahahhahaah HA ha HA HAhahahh!!!!!!!OK, I'm back. It's 2"25. The first one I out in she smiled at, sick-o!!!! The second one, she didn't mind, but their ICE CUBES fer crying out loud!!! Don't you thin she would react? oh well. I'm restless, and wide-eyed. I'm gonna try to pull an all nighter. :) see ya later!!!!

The Baltic BoyZ

Yes, the Baltic BoyZ, a country gang that was dressed in ALL black, visited us today. I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't heaer of them, because until they came, I didn't know either!!! Someone stole my shoes, and the only girl in the crew was following Taylor through the strip of trees in our yard. For Kenna and Lizzie, The were just too freakedut to breathe, so they were running and screaming EVERYWHERE! Liz was falling behind, so we kept her going. Sarah was inside, and dad was at work. I for once felt like i was in GR!!!!! While in the COUNTRY!!!! That's CRAZZZZY! Makenna and Liz are going to have nightmares, and in the shadow, behind the fear, Taylor and I will be chuckling Evilly because Taylor and I are the Baltic BoyZ, and the poor victims still think they're REAL!!! Can't wait til thay come again !!!!! *Mua ha ha ha ha!!*