Pranks...........:)

Tonite is one of the most fun-filled nites I've ever had!!! Taylor and I are wide-eyed at 2:10, and the girls have been asleep for awhile now. I'm pumped! We have a whole filled can of mom's old shaving cream, and a feather. We picked Kenna as our first victim. we put TONS of shaving cream on her nose, and when she came to wipe it off in her sleep, she took her WHOLE ARM and dragged it across her face, pushing the cream onto her face, and into her hair!!! :) She woke up to find that she took a bath in shaving cream. Taylor and I tried to take cover, but we were giggling, no we were bursting out in loud laughs, so she kinda knew it was us..... so we moved onto Lizzie.




Now Liz, Liz reacted in a different way. We put a little nice-sized plumpy glob on her nose. We feathered her, and all she did was twitch, so that called for drastic measures! We put more on her nose, AND cheek! Then we tickled her like it was a real bug and started from her belly- button to her nose, and lingered around a bit, she smeared it and spread it in her eye!!!! We wanted to get it out just in case, so we took the part of the feather that comes out of the butt, and cleaned around her eye. She woke up also, so we waited about 15 minutes, and they were sound asleep. then again, the sabotage began.



The second round began, and we were sure to win. What else could we do? We scrambled to the fridge. Taylor pulled out a snack, and I pulled out Lime Juice!!!! I also collected a couple of
Q-Tips from the bathroom. I saturated the Q-Tips with the sour juice and stuck it carefully into Kenna's mouth. I rubbed it against her lip, and her eyebrow plunged straight down like the gravity level was increased by a million!!! Her lips began to take shape of a pucker!!! We won!!! Now, it was Lizzie's turn....



I snuck around the corner to get a new Q-Tip filled. I slipped back to Liz, and cautiously pried it across the inside of her mouth. So far so good! then I practically ran to the bathroom where Taylor was (not going to mention what she was doing). I quickly peeked at Liz, and she was drooling! Score two for the big sisters!!! Now it was time for round three, not to mention it's 2:45 a.m.!!!!!!



Well, you'll never guess what we did this time. It took so long, that now, it's 3:13! We went through all of the make-up that mom had, and we came up to find the Halloween make-up. We took something that said "Cream Make-up" and it was totally white. It was thick and creamy, so for Kenna, I put 2 dots on the forehead like eyes, one dot on the nose for a nose, and on the chin, I got through half of the smile when in a dreary tired voice she said,"Guys, stop!" I was ticked. So we moved on to Liz again. She was deep into a royal sleep, prolly having a dream about fairy princesses and Queens and Barbies and baby crap like that. Thus, she was easy tho draw on..:). Taylor put an "L" on her forehead, and two dots on her eyelids as eyes. I took over her tummy. I colored in her nipples white, and put "I love Simon" on there. Except I put a heart instead of "love". Then we took face pads and covered them with it. We wipped their faces white but they seemed to take it off anyways... grrrrr. We have lots more pranks in mind, and the next one will be VERY fun!!! :) :) :) :)



Taylor put a bung load of lipstick on Lizzy's face first of all, and second, this prank includes tape... :) I put two pieces of tape on Kenna's eyebrows. Our tomfoolery the n ended when I was about to rip them off, she rolled over....darn her :( She woke up and took them off herself. Then, for Liz, we put the strips on her oh, so hairy arms, and ripped them off. She twitched and moved her arm. Then the death of our pranks had happened. I decided to get the biggest blob of shaving cream as I possibly could, and Taylor and I started counting, 1...2...3! FLING! I had snapped my wrist and the shaving cream had landed all over Kenna, she sat up, and started crying!!!! Well, not really crying, but kinda whine sob thing, ya know? anyway, she paced into the bathroom slowly looked n the mirror, and groaned. Taylor and I were by the door laughing our heads off! She wiped her face off and changed her clothes. Liz woke up then, too! That's when our tricks ended. Well, that's what they thought, anyway...:) We still have a trick up our sleeve that is the real grand finale! It'll blow your mind that we're even doing this!!!!



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OK, I'm only doing this to Liz, but since it's 4:21, I'm going to put ICE CUBES in her underwear to make her think that she peed!!!!!! H aha Ahahhahaah HA ha HA HAhahahh!!!!!!!OK, I'm back. It's 2"25. The first one I out in she smiled at, sick-o!!!! The second one, she didn't mind, but their ICE CUBES fer crying out loud!!! Don't you thin she would react? oh well. I'm restless, and wide-eyed. I'm gonna try to pull an all nighter. :) see ya later!!!!

Jessica. Me, Mine Ownes, And Everything New

I got the glasses, and I look SO much older! My teeth got cleaned, so apparently I'm not getting them CHANGED until the 20th er so'em. It's okay though. I'm going to camp on the 7th! I'm so excited! I've gone to CLW the last 3 years! (counting this year.) Dude, I can see so welly!!! I can see the rocks on the road, the leaves in trees, the info on the TV...I love it!!!

About Me....

I changed my profile, so if you scroll down underneath those pictures of us that I need to change, you'll se something that says "about me" read that. If youn want to see what elese I've changed, clkick on "veiw my complete profile." TNKS!

Weird Al Yankovic

It's pronounced Yank-a-vick. That's the person who makes this halarious video!! check it out!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYokLWfqbaU

He buys all this stuff on eBay and he sings about it in the rhythm of a song by the backstreet boys titled"I want It That Way." Except Al says" I Bought It On eBay!" Here are some of the lyrics.

Tell me WHY,
I need another pet rock!
Tell me WHY,
I bought an Alpha alarm clock!
Tell me WHY,
I bet on someones old topet! (too-pay)
They had it on eBay!

Yea. It's that funny. It has no point! That's what makes it great!!
There's another post underneath...
:) BTW...How do you spell (too-pay) ? :))

Imagination...

We girls all went out side today at about 4-5 and came in at about 6-7. We were using our imagination! dosen't that just make you so proud??? It may be hard to believe, but it was REALLY fun. (At the beginning when I said "We girls" is actual proper grammer! I learned that in school!!! Yes, I was paying attention..... :>) PLZZZZZ!!! Help me!!!! How do you spell dose?/doze?/doose? As in,"This is what I do, This is what he . " I can't belive this.......that's sad......:)

A Very Fat Cat Is Lying Next To The Computer Desk As I'm Typing.

Do you want to know the cat's REAL name? Here it is......

Misty Louise Lava Loo Ci Fer Lee Magma Jr. Gable In Parentheses Pansy Slash Miniature Lion Nicknamed Cold Ears The Third.

We call her lava for short. :)
Any way... there's a new poll...seriously... LOOK TO THE LEFT!!! K! If there's anything you want to know just leave it in a comment, because I'll be glad to answer. It would make me happy knowing that people want to know more.